12/20/2023 0 Comments King of the hill drinking games![]() ![]() – They say they wanna: “simplify,” “downsize,” “save the environment,” or “travel” – Whenever someone says, as if totally fucking shocked they’re in a tiny house, “It’s really small.” Variations include: “It’s cramped,” or ironically, “It’s really tiny?” When you witness any of these shenanigans on the show, take a drink. You do you.Īnd now, onto the drinking game. Or, you know, you could just drink hella wine. Then when you’re proper crunk, barf it up into a composting toilet, and let one of the three dogs you keep in your tiny house drink from the dung bucket in sloppy, claustrophobic misery. Most of it won’t fit, so you’ll have to slurp the rest off the table and floor with a straw. Then pour it all into a 1.5 oz shot glass. I recommend the Tiny House Iced Tea, which is: ( There’s already one for regular ol’ House Hunters, by the by.)įirst up, though, you’re gonna need some dranks. ![]() I just can’t quit this shit, especially now that I found past episodes on Netflix.Īnd I thought, hey, if you really wanted to get just tore up, if you wanted to lubricate your soul with flagons of liquor, then you should turn Tiny House Hunters into a drinking game. ICYMI, I manifested the true power of the Internet and wrote an “open letter” to the intrepid reality stars of Tiny House Hunters, and I have only fallen deeper down the rabbit hole on this show since.
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